Lost It

My blog virginity that is.

Yup, you guessed it.

I got my very first blog subscriber on Sunday.

I am so excited! If you are my subscriber and you are reading this then let me tell you have made my week! and it's my birthday on sunday so this is like the awesomest present ever!

Thank You!

P.S. Please tell me who you are because I'd like to thank you more appropriately

In Love

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Firsts

Yesterday was the MONUMENTAL first day of freshman year for Jessy.

Oh holy crap was she excited. I was with her from 9 pm until almost 11:30 getting

the full download of info. Apparently...her school is big enough to house the entire U.S. Army and she got lost going to every single class, also bigger people (upper class men) are terrifying and will like eat you or something. She was so wide eyed and excited and it was like the most amazing moment of her life and all her teachers are incredible and the hallways are paved with gold and there's a make your own sundae bar at every corner and all that good stuff. To be completely honest with you I am literally holding my breath. I wasn't very good in high school. OK I chose partying over school and as best as I try to tell her about my experiences but I know for a fact that most people don't learn life lessons through someone else. I am so scared that she might damage her future like I did mine. Any tips?

Let's Play Catch-up

**School's about to start so my baby loves are leaving me for another year and my visitations are limited to weekends and trips to the library and oh my god hold me because I am so going to cry massively and freak the fuck out because they are growing up and in a little while I'm not gonna be the cool young aunt anymore...I ramble...a lot

**Summer was a sweet loving happy success...I learned to fish...We went on the boat and I did not puke not once...I love that Cuban/ in your blood/ raft training...We had some awesome family bonding times that damn near drove me to tears...We laughed, we hugged, and we perspirated...a lot

**You know how when you break up with someone and after about a month and a half you get back together but in that month and a half you both kind of got used to being single so getting back into that whole relationship mode is slightly complicated...Well I am more than glad to report that The Boyfriend and I are almost over that little storm and our little ship is making it over the big ass wave so take THAT! writers of a perfect storm I don't care if physics proves me wrong I believe in little ships dammit!

**So here are some photo high lights of this summer...

The family in Key West (partially)

You gotta love Grandma

SUPERHERO!!!

Love

Tell me that's not cute

I'm not very skilled but it gets the job done

He LLOOOVVVEEDDD fishing

MYYY FIIIISSSSSHHHH (I caught it! We put it back because "is too small to make fishie food")

The devil is cute

My other fish

In her words...I CAUGHT A FIIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love

So Cuban

**So that was my summer...It rocked

Public University SUCKSSSSSSS

To all new parents...

I beg of you...start that college fund for your kids because financial aide barely covers anything and public universities suck...

Oh yea and your kid having to work full time + over time to pay for the aforementioned suckish university sucks even more...

It is with this in mind that I am taking the leap into private university heaven and student loan hell because if I stay at my current school I may never fucking graduate.

Please parents hear my plea and don't put your kids through this. Start a college fund. Hit up the grandparents to start a college fund too. Anything you can think of but have the money stored away.

If you're thinking your kids are going to get by with scholarships you're sadly mostly wrong because scholarship committees are staffed with pretentious a-holes and if don't floss three times a day then BOOM! no dinero for you homes!

Please tell me I'm not alone and that Public U sucks!